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We are in the process of making pizzas. I'm helping Pumpkin; Mr. Kluges is helping Penguin. Since I precooked the crusts a little, the pans are hot, so he's putting on her toppings for her.
Mr. Kluges: [Penguin], do you want some cheese?
Penguin: Bwack owivves!
K: You want some black olives, too? [Pumpkin], please pass over the black olives.
K: How about mushrooms? You want mushrooms?
K: [Penguin]-y, these are green onions. You want some green onions?
K: (looking doubtful) You want onions?
K: (looking at me) Ok, [Penguin], how about some ground-up centipede feet? Do you want some of those on your pizza?
P: Uh-huh. Favorite!