Friday, August 31, 2007

Bugs and Spiders and Mice, Oh My!

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We've been at our new house most of the day yesterday, except for nap time, and from 3:30 to 7 or 7:30 tonight. Whew. I'm exhausted already.

So, nobody lived at this house for at least 2 years while it was on the market. Mr. Kluges talked some about its problems in an earlier post. We're getting people in for bids on the electricity, the sewer line, and to take down some trees. So even though nothing is actually getting done with those, we've started the process.

But for the hours we've already put in, we've been busy cleaning. And cleaning. And cleaning. And unsticking windows and taking off the storm windows to let it air out. And doing a little bit of work outside just because when you trim something or pull it out, you can see progress!

And cleaning.

Did I mention the cleaning?

And if you looked at it, you can hardly even tell. 'Cuz oh, the spiders and the cobwebs and the dead bugs along the edges of the walls, and the mouse poop in unexpected places, and the dirt, the accumulated DIRT everywhere!

Blech.

We'll be cleaning for a while. I'm hoping to finish the frig ('cuz that and kid-wrangling is all I really did today... and it's not done yet!) and to get the bathroom cleaned and then to keep working on the kitchen during the weekend.

Then hopefully it won't scare Pusher when she stops by this weekend! 'Cuz Yay! She's going to visit us!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Finally!

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It's ours!


Lord love us, it's ours!




(Hooray!)






Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Resolution: T-minus 21 hours

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Purchase Agreement & Amendments signed - check
Financing arranged - check
Insurance arranged & paid for - check
Closing time set - check


Big, big cashier's check overnighted from our bank received - check (as of about an hour ago)



Now just the final walk-through at 6:30 tonight...

...lots of papers to sign tomorrow at 9:30 am...

...and then it's ours.


(OMG.)

It coulda been Brad Pitt, but no...

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Before I had kids...

I never dreamed about spit-up.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Update from Mr. Kluges

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It's been busy around here with family visiting, and potty-going, and house to-dos, and laundry (oh, the laundry!), and lawn mowing, and, and, and...

So sorry I haven't been more timely in updating, but I think you'll find that Mr. Kluges has stepped up to the plate nicely here....


It's Tuesday and neither of us have updated the world in several days. I'll let Ms. Huis herself communicate the interesting tidbits of daily life with one exception.

The in-laws and aunt-in-law were here to visit last weekend and it was fantastic to see them again. We're still a long way away from them, but ever so much closer than Ireland. A visit can be had with a car now, rather than 24 hours of planes, trains, buses and automobiles. A good time was had by all and I'm looking forward to seeing them again soon.

We're holding our breath with the house. We came to an agreement with the sellers on the septic line and the lender has agreed to give us a loan. The seller has agreed to pay us a set amount to fix the septic line, but we're going to be the ones that have to deal with the hassle of fixing it. It's not ideal, but it's fair and good enough that we didn't walk away from the house. We have set the closing date for this Thursday at 9:30 am.

I'm contemplating starting a blog for the house and it's adventures. We'll see if I feel like I have the extra hour or two a week to post. I'm officially soliciting names for the blog if anyone has any ideas.


[Yeah, I was thinking much along the same lines as diplowhat's comment in the previous post, so maybe "The Gods Shake Their Heads House Blog" or "Look What We've Gotten Ourselves Into" or "It'll Be Beautiful... Someday." *grin* - MHH]

Friday, August 24, 2007

Yes, it's an update. No, it's (still) not a resolution.

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What with the waiting, and the thinking you'll know when it'll happen, and then having to keep waiting well PAST when you thought you knew it'd happen, and being excited, but also apprehensive...

....this house business is giving me an inkling as to what people who go days and days past their due date might feel like.


Mr. Kluges shares another guest post. Comments in square brackets are mine. - MHH
['Cuz I just can't let him tell a story without interjecting. In real life either. *grin*]




There were four things that needed to happen to buy the house we're looking at:

1) Agree upon a price with the seller
2) Pass the house inspection
3) Get insurance
4) Get a loan

The first three are now sorted [with the insurance having the requirement that we replace the knob-and-tube wiring within the first 60 days. - MHH], and with our good credit rating we didn't expect number four to be an issue, BUT what we didn't count on was that a lender might actually consider it a bad idea to loan money for a "fixer-upper." We didn't think that the lender would also have to approve the condition of the house and/or the inspection.

To that end, our lender came back and suggested (well, more like required) that we get the sewer inspected since the owner mentioned that it does back up once in awhile.

At first I grumbled and then realized that no, this was in fact a good thing. If the sewer is shot, it's better to know now rather than later. So we found a roto-rooter type guy and had him out to send a camera down our potential future sewer line. Luckily, the sewer line hadn't really been used in two years, so I didn't have to review the gastrointestinal output of owners past.

It was pretty cool to see, except for the fact that the pipe was shot. [Surprise!] Like everything else in the house, the line was original, in this case cast iron. There didn't look to be any metal left at the bottom of the pipe. So we got an estimate to fix - $5,000 to $6,000 and now we've gone back to the owners again to ask them to fix it or give us money to fix it.

So we're waiting...again. We're doing that a lot these days.

Bizarre News Items

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For your Friday "I don't want to be at work" reading enjoyment, here are a few news stories that are, well, a bit unusual.

Strange smuggling story:
Airline asks, "Is that a monkey in your ponytail?"

Poor, poor pastry:
Giant Missing Muffin Found, But Now It's Toast

Shades of Indiana Jones:
Man returns 'cursed' pharaoh piece

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Happy Birthday, Pumpkin!

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Happy 3rd Birthday, Pumpkin!!!


You are a star, and we love you tremendously.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Mommy & Daddy & Penguin


P.S. Yes, we did have a bigger cake. This is the little one that Pumpkin got to frost (or try to and lick the frosting off her knife) while I frosted the big one. Also, we ate this one when Mr. Kluges came home from work (aka as soon as it was frosted), while the big one waited until Grampa Pharoah, Gramma Pet, and TNGreatAunt came this evening.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Two (ok, 3) lessons (hopefully) learned

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This is Pumpkin's potty chair.

It is here to illustrate #1 of the potty training lessons Pumpkin learned today via trial and error.

To wit: When one sits upon a potty chair with the lid down, a great puddle is made.




This is Emma.






This is Emma's potty.






This is Pumpkin's potty, with Emma for scale.
And the second lesson of the day...

Emma's potty, while cute and small, much like Pumpkin herself, is nonetheless NOT big enough to contain all of Pumpkin's pee and therefore should NOT be used by Pumpkin. Or else another great puddle happens.



The third lesson of the day is Mommy's.

While Pumpkin is doing VERY well at potty training, she still needs a little more supervision. Unless you like puddles.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Mr. Kluges Shares the News

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Mr. Kluges shares the lowdown on the house... Comments in square brackets are mine. -MHH



The saga continues...


A week ago we had the inspection on the house and it found one or two things we missed. It also impressed upon us the potential severity of some of the issues we did know about. We looked at the report from the inspector and then went back to our realtor and provided her with a list of defects that we wanted the owner to address, either by reducing the price or by offering to fix. My thought was that in negotiating you always let the other party make the first offer, so we wanted to see how reasonable the current owner would be.


It didn't work. By Monday our agent was pushing us to come up with a concrete number because the seller wasn't going to make the first offer. So we flinched and came up with a formal amendment to our original offer. We reduced the offering price by another $7500 and had him throw in the appliances. (He wasn't including appliances in with the original house sale - who does that?) We also put in a 48 hour deadline. [See? We learned!-MHH] He and his agent have been less than stellar about getting back to us (in case you haven't been agonizing with us for the last FOUR weeks). We were resolved that this was it. We were offering as much as we thought the property was really worth (in this market) and we were tired of waiting for the knucklehead to get back to us. If we didn't hear anything by end of day Thursday, we were walking. There is a perfectly nice brick, American Four Square still available. [see previous post]


The owner is currently living in Sydney, Australia so due to the time difference, if we don't hear anything by 10:00 am, then it's unlikely that we will hear anything from the owner [yet that day], due to the 15 hour time difference. Yesterday, 10:00 came and went without so much as a beep, ring or buzz. The day passed and I went home at 3:00 pm, as I do every day, and started mentally adjusting to life in downtown, in the other brick four-square.


At 4:30 yesterday, our agent called us to say that the owner had signed our amendment. We were stunned. We thought for sure that he was not interested in our amendment. So we've moved another step forward (and this was another big one).

There are four things that need to happen for us to close on this house.

1) Get the seller to agree to sell us the house at an agreed upon price. - This is done, but it wasn't easy as we had to bump another offer with contingencies.

2) Pass the inspection. - This is done, but only from the standpoint that the seller has reduced his price. All the items that the inspection found still need to be addressed, but by us, after we've closed on the house.

3) Get insurance. - This is still up in the air. I've got feelers out to several agents and even 1 quote back, but almost everyone is balking at the knob and tube wiring (no surprise there).

4) Get some money. - This is still up in the air. No insurance means no loan. Furthermore, when the current owner filled out the standard disclosure sheet indicating the status of the property, he was a little too generous with his information. He included things like "the shower clogs up if the hair isn't taken out of the drain" or "water damage and mold may develop if the overspray from the shower isn't wiped up." To a lender just looking at the disclosure sheet, the boxes for "I'm aware of defects in the plumbing" and "I'm aware of mold problems in the structure" are ticked.


Realistically, the two items that are left should be less difficult than the first two, so at this point we are very comfortable that we will be closing on the house sometime in August.
Here's hoping...