Showing posts with label Guest Post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Guest Post. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Fortunately, we have lots of carrots

(c) 2008 Ms. Huis Herself at musenmutter.blogspot.com

In this guest post from Mr. Kluges, he shares a conversation he and Pumpkin had on Saturday night, before we went to a home builders/improvement/remodelling show on Sunday.


K: Ok, honey, you need to get to bed early today. You're sick and tomorrow is going to be a busy day. We're going to talk to people tomorrow who can fix our house.

P: Why?

K: Well, sweetie, our roof and our gutters need to be replaced.

P: Why?

K: They leak and they are letting water into parts of the house. We don't want that. If the wood in the house gets wet, it can get all eaten up.

P: What eats the wood?

K: If wood gets wet, then mold can grow on it.

P: How does the mold eat the wood?

K: One small piece of mold floats in the air until it lands on a wet piece of wood, then it says, "Yummy, wet wood. I'm going to make more mold." So then it eats the wood and makes baby mold. The baby mold grows up and sees wet wood and says the same thing, so it makes more mold, until finally the mold has eaten all the wood. But we're going to talk to some people tomorrow who can fix our house and keep the mold from eating the wood in the house.

P: Why?

K: Well, if we get the house fixed now it will be a lot cheaper than if we fix it later. It will be a lot more expensive to fix it later, and Daddy doesn't like it when things are expensive.

P: Why is it expensive?

K: It's expensive because not many people know how to fix Daddy's gutters. They are different from most other people's gutters, so the people that can fix them cost a little bit more money.

(Pause as she considers this)

K: You see, honey, it's kind of like the law of supply and demand.** There aren't many people who want to work on Daddy's kind of gutters, and the people who can fix Daddy's gutters can also work on other things. So the supply is low, but my need is high. That makes it expensive.

(She's quiet and still considering.)

K: Ok, honey, it's like this. What's your favorite food?

P: Carrots!

K: Great. What if you and me and Mommy all wanted a carrot, but we only had one carrot in the house?

P: We would die!



**Yeah, I laughed when Mr. Kluges was relating this to me. Sure, I'm all about exposing her to big concepts and all (see "east" conversation), but the law of supply and demand? Yeah, 3, even 3 1/2 might be a tad bit young for that one!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Update from Mr. Kluges

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It's been busy around here with family visiting, and potty-going, and house to-dos, and laundry (oh, the laundry!), and lawn mowing, and, and, and...

So sorry I haven't been more timely in updating, but I think you'll find that Mr. Kluges has stepped up to the plate nicely here....


It's Tuesday and neither of us have updated the world in several days. I'll let Ms. Huis herself communicate the interesting tidbits of daily life with one exception.

The in-laws and aunt-in-law were here to visit last weekend and it was fantastic to see them again. We're still a long way away from them, but ever so much closer than Ireland. A visit can be had with a car now, rather than 24 hours of planes, trains, buses and automobiles. A good time was had by all and I'm looking forward to seeing them again soon.

We're holding our breath with the house. We came to an agreement with the sellers on the septic line and the lender has agreed to give us a loan. The seller has agreed to pay us a set amount to fix the septic line, but we're going to be the ones that have to deal with the hassle of fixing it. It's not ideal, but it's fair and good enough that we didn't walk away from the house. We have set the closing date for this Thursday at 9:30 am.

I'm contemplating starting a blog for the house and it's adventures. We'll see if I feel like I have the extra hour or two a week to post. I'm officially soliciting names for the blog if anyone has any ideas.


[Yeah, I was thinking much along the same lines as diplowhat's comment in the previous post, so maybe "The Gods Shake Their Heads House Blog" or "Look What We've Gotten Ourselves Into" or "It'll Be Beautiful... Someday." *grin* - MHH]

Friday, August 24, 2007

Yes, it's an update. No, it's (still) not a resolution.

(c) 2007 Ms. Huis Herself at musenmutter.blogspot.com

What with the waiting, and the thinking you'll know when it'll happen, and then having to keep waiting well PAST when you thought you knew it'd happen, and being excited, but also apprehensive...

....this house business is giving me an inkling as to what people who go days and days past their due date might feel like.


Mr. Kluges shares another guest post. Comments in square brackets are mine. - MHH
['Cuz I just can't let him tell a story without interjecting. In real life either. *grin*]




There were four things that needed to happen to buy the house we're looking at:

1) Agree upon a price with the seller
2) Pass the house inspection
3) Get insurance
4) Get a loan

The first three are now sorted [with the insurance having the requirement that we replace the knob-and-tube wiring within the first 60 days. - MHH], and with our good credit rating we didn't expect number four to be an issue, BUT what we didn't count on was that a lender might actually consider it a bad idea to loan money for a "fixer-upper." We didn't think that the lender would also have to approve the condition of the house and/or the inspection.

To that end, our lender came back and suggested (well, more like required) that we get the sewer inspected since the owner mentioned that it does back up once in awhile.

At first I grumbled and then realized that no, this was in fact a good thing. If the sewer is shot, it's better to know now rather than later. So we found a roto-rooter type guy and had him out to send a camera down our potential future sewer line. Luckily, the sewer line hadn't really been used in two years, so I didn't have to review the gastrointestinal output of owners past.

It was pretty cool to see, except for the fact that the pipe was shot. [Surprise!] Like everything else in the house, the line was original, in this case cast iron. There didn't look to be any metal left at the bottom of the pipe. So we got an estimate to fix - $5,000 to $6,000 and now we've gone back to the owners again to ask them to fix it or give us money to fix it.

So we're waiting...again. We're doing that a lot these days.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Mr. Kluges Shares the News

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Mr. Kluges shares the lowdown on the house... Comments in square brackets are mine. -MHH



The saga continues...


A week ago we had the inspection on the house and it found one or two things we missed. It also impressed upon us the potential severity of some of the issues we did know about. We looked at the report from the inspector and then went back to our realtor and provided her with a list of defects that we wanted the owner to address, either by reducing the price or by offering to fix. My thought was that in negotiating you always let the other party make the first offer, so we wanted to see how reasonable the current owner would be.


It didn't work. By Monday our agent was pushing us to come up with a concrete number because the seller wasn't going to make the first offer. So we flinched and came up with a formal amendment to our original offer. We reduced the offering price by another $7500 and had him throw in the appliances. (He wasn't including appliances in with the original house sale - who does that?) We also put in a 48 hour deadline. [See? We learned!-MHH] He and his agent have been less than stellar about getting back to us (in case you haven't been agonizing with us for the last FOUR weeks). We were resolved that this was it. We were offering as much as we thought the property was really worth (in this market) and we were tired of waiting for the knucklehead to get back to us. If we didn't hear anything by end of day Thursday, we were walking. There is a perfectly nice brick, American Four Square still available. [see previous post]


The owner is currently living in Sydney, Australia so due to the time difference, if we don't hear anything by 10:00 am, then it's unlikely that we will hear anything from the owner [yet that day], due to the 15 hour time difference. Yesterday, 10:00 came and went without so much as a beep, ring or buzz. The day passed and I went home at 3:00 pm, as I do every day, and started mentally adjusting to life in downtown, in the other brick four-square.


At 4:30 yesterday, our agent called us to say that the owner had signed our amendment. We were stunned. We thought for sure that he was not interested in our amendment. So we've moved another step forward (and this was another big one).

There are four things that need to happen for us to close on this house.

1) Get the seller to agree to sell us the house at an agreed upon price. - This is done, but it wasn't easy as we had to bump another offer with contingencies.

2) Pass the inspection. - This is done, but only from the standpoint that the seller has reduced his price. All the items that the inspection found still need to be addressed, but by us, after we've closed on the house.

3) Get insurance. - This is still up in the air. I've got feelers out to several agents and even 1 quote back, but almost everyone is balking at the knob and tube wiring (no surprise there).

4) Get some money. - This is still up in the air. No insurance means no loan. Furthermore, when the current owner filled out the standard disclosure sheet indicating the status of the property, he was a little too generous with his information. He included things like "the shower clogs up if the hair isn't taken out of the drain" or "water damage and mold may develop if the overspray from the shower isn't wiped up." To a lender just looking at the disclosure sheet, the boxes for "I'm aware of defects in the plumbing" and "I'm aware of mold problems in the structure" are ticked.


Realistically, the two items that are left should be less difficult than the first two, so at this point we are very comfortable that we will be closing on the house sometime in August.
Here's hoping...

Friday, August 10, 2007

Comments on the Inspection

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Here's what Mr. Kluges has to say about the house inspection yesterday evening. Anything in square brackets is from me.



We had our house inspection yesterday and it pretty much confirmed what I thought. The house is very solidly built with a lot of great, unique features, and a lot of problems. The problems could have been avoided by doing two very simple things. Grading the soil to slope away from the house and keeping the gutters clean. That's it. Those two items have caused 90% of the problems in the house directly or indirectly. It's a shame really and a testament to the strength and quality of the building. It has held up remarkably well in spite of years of neglect. Two years of sitting empty has been hard on the house, especially in regards to the gutters.

First the good. The external walls are built of structural terra cotta blocks. They look like terra cotta chimney flue tiles, but are a slightly different shape. I asked the inspector point blank "What are the pros and cons of this type of building material," and his response was "Nothing but pros. They are incredibly strong." The brick on the outside is only a veneer, which is good because I was very concerned about structural integrity where the mortar is failing. If the brick mortar fails, just the veneer will fall down and not the whole house. :) The basement foundation is built of large, cement blocks. Again, these are very strong and durable.

The house has a primitive, but functional air circulation system. At the time it was built, it was thought that stale air was the cause of TB, so some houses had ductwork to help promote the movement of inside air to the outside and vice versa. I'd heard of this practice years ago when we went on a tour of the J.J. Hill house in St. Paul, Minnesota. That house sits on a cliff and they dug shafts down and then out into the cliff face to promote air flow. I'm not sure how useful it is in this house, but from a historical perspective it's pretty cool. Our inspector said that in the 20 years he's been inspecting houses, this is only the second one he's ever seen.

The roof is in pretty good shape, which was surprising, considering it is 86 years old. There are a few missing shingles, replaced with tin and the flashings need some attention, but overall it's in good shape. I'd still get a proper roofing company to come and do some maintenance on it.

The foundation, while it had some issues in the past appears fine, provided that the water issues are taken care of. The attic supports and construction are extremely well done and in very good shape.

Then some of the not so good. The gutters have not been properly maintained in 18+ months. They are leaking and this has caused problems with the soffits (due to improper drainage). The brick work needs to be repointed (due to improper drainage). The back porch needs to be jacked up and the support pillar re-leveled (because improper drainage washed dirt from under the support). Two of the basement windows have rotten sills (due to improper drainage). Some of the first floor joists in the basement need to be sistered because the ends are rotting (because of improper drainage). Did you happen to notice any common themes to the issues noted? Please, please, please clean your gutters and make sure you are directing water away from your house.

There are of course some other things - railings missing, overgrown vegetation, no GFCI recepticles [the kind with test/reset], etc., but these are all relatively minor and can either be addressed directly by ourselves or as part of an overall larger fix (like replacing the electrical). ['Cuz technically the knob-and-tube wiring isn't a defect, just outdated and in need of replacement/modernization. - MHH]

I did ask the inspector off the record how much he would budget to get the property functional and structurally sound. I won't quote him as it was "off the record", but it was good to hear a number that was exactly on the low end of what I was thinking. The bad thing was that I was hoping to spread the costs over five to ten years. He suggested that all the fixes get done as soon as possible, as in one to two years. Youch. [Yeah, I had sticker shock, but I hadn't been doing the research on this that Mr. Kluges has been doing. Double youch from me! Also, that big number doesn't include adding in another bath/half bath. - MHH]

So, we've presented a list of defects to the seller and will wait to see what his reply is. Either he comes down to a magical number and/or he offers to fix the issues. Otherwise we walk and hope that our second choice is still available. We love this house, but not at any price.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Drowning in a sea of dork

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When it rains, it pours... Another guest post by Mr. Kluges (but not about the house this time).



On Friday I had the oil changed in the Blazer, which gave me some time to pop into the local gaming/hobby shop (called Chimera). It was impressive. Almost as large an inventory as The Source back in the Twin Cities. Cork had a gaming shop too, and a much better one than I ever would have believed for a city the size of Cork. We would go in sometimes, especially if I was feeling homesick.

When I walked into Chimera, there was the usual mix of gaming teens and young 20 somethings (goths, geeks, some too skinny, some too fat, all of them too pale), and surprisingly, a larger number of females than when I was of that age. I had come from work, so I was dressed in my good digs. They didn't give me a second look. I'm sure they thought I was there to buy something for my son, nephew or little brother.

I hadn't walked in more than ten feet when I heard one of them loudly say "Boycott shampoo! We want real poo!"

For all of it's dorkiness, it's good to be home.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Mr. Kluges's House Pros & Cons

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Mr. Kluges is gracing us with another post about the house today. (Ya think he's a little obsessed currently? *grin*) If you wanted to hear the list of the pros and cons, here ya go! (Also, if you want to be impressed with the amount of research he's done about it already, 'cuz he's been a busy man!) (Any comments made in square brackets below are mine.)




I'm sitting at work grumpy about the lack of information on our offer on the house. I tried to distract myself with work, but it doesn't seem to be working. Yesterday I wasn't paying enough attention to what I was doing and I caused a production outage. Today I've decided not to touch anything important. I can't seem to keep my head in the game and in my line of work, a single screw up can cost a lot of money. Fortunately, a screw up won't kill anybody.

Ms. Huis once stated that the house deserves a post all by itself, and I think it's high time that it did. Here are all the pros and cons, so that you understand why we love it and why we're afraid of it.

First of all is why we love it.

The house was built in 1921 by a self-made man of Catholic Dutch heritage. He did well in banking and farming and eventually started a nursery. At the time, he bought a significant amount of land and built this house along with a nursery business. The town has since grown up around it.

The house is built of all brick and has about 2100 usable square feet. It's a traditional American four square house with Arts and Crafts influences. It has a four season sun porch on the south side of the house which adjoins to an open porch that extends out past the front plane of the house. To help keep symmetry, there is a porte-cochere on the other side of the house that also extends out past the front plane of the house. I doubt it was ever used in the traditional sense. There is another outside porch out the back of the house, although this one is built of wood.

The basement is built of concrete block, and the exterior ground around it was packed with cinders to help with drainage. This was obviously before the days of tiling and sump pumps.

The roof still has the original 1921 cement asbestos shingles. The roof also has the architectural feature of built-in wood gutters. There are two dormers in the roof, which look out to the east and west. The north and south side of the house have chimneys, one for a fireplace, and the other for the boiler in the basement.

There have been no external additions or changes to the house (which I find often destroys the character of an older house).

The basement of the house has several smallish rooms, including a cistern that was originally used to supply washing water to the house. It is still functional and could easily be brought back into use with some minor changes to the gutter system and the introduction of a pump. Alternately, it could be converted to a wine cellar. Both chimneys extend to the basement with ash removal doors, so there would be no need to clean out the fireplace through the living room. Access to the basement is gained through a wide and sensible side entrance to the house.

The first floor contains several rooms. There is a kitchen with cabinetry that looks like it may be from the 40's. There is a formal dining room with an original built-in hutch, again with arts and crafts influences. The living room has a fireplace and faux wood beamed ceilings. There is also another room touted as a bedroom, but it would make a good office. The [small] four season sunroom is off of the living room. There is small airlock vestibule to the front of the house for keeping out the cold in the winter. There are two sets of stairs up to the second floor. The main stairs are in the living room, while the second set of stairs was for the maid and enters/exits the kitchen.

The second floor contains four [fairly small] bedrooms, all with closets, a bathroom, and a small sitting room that looks out over the front of the property. There is also a linen closet and a cedar closet.

The attic is very large with the peak of the room well over eight feet tall. The dormers provide some light. The maid's room is also upstairs, although it is not listed as usable space. The attic could easily be finished off to add another 800 or so square feet of space.

The lot is 100' wide x 265' long, or .6 acres. The house sits back from the street around 150' so the majority of the lot is to the front of the house. The back of the house is fully fenced in with a brown chain link fence and is very overgrown with trees and shrubs. There is a wooded lot behind the property that is buffer to the city water treatment plant. The sides of the lot are also overgrown. There is a [detached] three car garage, built in the 80's, that is included with the property. [It's done nicely and harmonizes well with the style of the house.]

With very few exceptions, it appears that all light fixtures, doors, door hardware, hardwood floors and trim are the original 1921 pieces. All rooms have the original lathe and plaster walls. The heating is hot water radiators with the original radiators. The boiler was replaced in the 90's with a modern, high efficiency boiler. The old galvanized steel plumbing was also replaced in the 90's with copper piping.

And here's a list of all things that we see as an issue. These are all things that will take time and money to fix.

1) The foundation - There has been some heaving of the foundation, probably from hydrostatic pressure. It appears that this was fixed with the grading of the soil and implementation of cement aprons. I wouldn't feel 100% comfortable though until we got an engineer to look at it.

2) The gutters - Previous negligence in cleaning the integrated gutters has allowed water to seep through them and into the eaves, possibly causing rot. In any case, the gutters were lined with galvanized steel in the 80's, so they are due to be relined. The gutters will always need to be cleaned regularly. Any leak in the gutter goes directly into the eaves, which can cause huge rot issues. The flat roof on the sun room appears to also have some water damage. The fascia and sofits all the way around the house looks like they need replacing, probably as a result of previous water damage.

3) The roof - The asbestos shingles are approaching the end of their life. Life span of well cared for asbestos shingles can be 100+ years, but 80 is typical. Replacing them will be time consuming, difficult and can be expensive. Replacing the roof with a similar style of roof will be expensive (tar shingles are not an option). There are several trees growing too close to the house, including an oak tree whose branches are rubbing against the asbestos shingles. This is very bad. It's causing moss to grow on the shingles, which decreases the lifespan of the shingles and the rubbing may be releasing asbestos fibers. It depends on what is harder - the tree or the cement shingles.

4) The back porch - The back porch is sagging and needs to be shored up. The roof of the back porch is actually an airing porch accessible from the second level, so restoring it would give even more external space.

5) The brick work - Some of the brick work is in need of repointing and in one case, it appears that water actually flowed into the house, damaging the plaster work around the front window. Again this looks to have been caused by improper drainage of the gutters (clean your gutters!) I found one brick that can be literally pulled out of the wall. It seemed to be the only one, but then again, I didn't go over the whole house. Repointing the brick requires special mortar - Portland cement won't do - and skilled masons.

6) Interior water damage - On my last trip to the house, it looked like there was further evidence of water damage on the wall around the kitchen window. I couldn't be sure if it was recent or old, as it looked like it may have been painted over, and the plaster didn't sound quite right when I rapped it with my knuckle.

7) Location - The house is within .5 miles of a paper mill which contributes a constant white noise hum 24 hours a day, 365 days a year and also occasionally supplies an unusual and slightly unpleasant smell, depending on the wind.

8) Resale - Because of location, and because this house is valued at almost double the average house value for several blocks around, we have concerns about the resale potential of the house. It is unlikely that we'll die in this house, so we need to consider that even if we love it, someday we're going to have to sell it.

9) Hardwood floors - The floor in the living room and possibly the dining room must be refinished. The finish is completely gone (raw wood) in heavily trafficked areas.

10) Lead Paint - The house is old and sure to have lead paint. And we have two small children.

11) The waste pipes - Like almost everything else in the house, the waste pipe is original. It may be within a few years of needing replacement. The last thing we want is a leaking sewage pipe in the walls. The seller also stated that about once a year the kitchen sink backs up and that once a year there is a sewer back up in the basement. In both cases he states that a plunger can solve the problem. Indicative of a larger problem though? Tree roots? Corrosion of the sewer line to the street?

12) One bathroom - There is only one bathroom in the house. There is a pooper in the basement, but we don't know if it works and it is just a pooper. With two girls and a wife, at some point another bathroom must be added. [Well, it's just a toilet in its own closet-sized room, just off the laundry room with a laundry sink.]

13) No appliances - The seller did not include any appliances, so add in a stove, a refrigerator, a washer, a dryer, a dishwasher and anything else that you might think a house should have. [Not that it's plumbed for a dishwasher currently...]

14) Historical property - The property is on the national and state registry of historical places. This is cool and not cool. There aren't any legal restrictions on us because of this, but it does mean we will be more thoughtful about what to with the property, including replacing things with historically accurate items, rather than just running down to Home Depot. This equates to more hassle and more expense (although the end product should be nicer).

15) Wiring - How could I forget the wiring. The wiring is the original knob and tube wiring. This is nearing (or past) end of life. Opinions vary on this. Everything from, "it's OK if its in good shape" to "you will die if you have knob and tube wiring". The house also only has 100 amp service. This means if I turn on the microwave, the stove, the toaster and the dishwasher while having a PC and a TV on, I may be courting disaster. There is an average of only four plug-ins per room. [When he says four plug-ins, he doesn't mean 4 outlets with 2 plug-ins each - he's talking just 4 plug-ins. Also, in the upstairs bedrooms, the wiring came in higher in the wall, like for wall lamps. Then they put in metal...boxes? with metal pipes running down to standard plug-in height and have metal outlet boxes down there. VERY UGLY!]

16) Insurance - Insurance on older homes can be difficult, especially because of the knob and tube wiring. The house does have a bit of an advantage because its on the National Registry, so it can tap into some insurance plans that other "plain" old houses wouldn't be able to.

17) Landscaping - This is purely cosmetic, but because I enjoy working outside with plants and such, not being able to work on the landscaping due to required fixes inside will be frustrating.

And of course, we'll find more once we've lived there awhile. So now if we don't get the house, I can read this with an appropriate sour grapes attitude and feel better.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Mr. Kluges's Distraction

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Since Mr. Kluges can't concentrate at work either, here's a guest post about the house from him....



Home. It's a tricky word and one that I think describes more of a feeling than a place. I've really only lived at "home" once in my life. It was where I spent the majority of my life growing up, from age 5 to 18. When my parents sold that house and built another, I lost "home" and ever since then everything else has felt transitory.

In the 35 years of my life, with moving back and forth from college and trips over seas, I figure I've moved over 20 times. I would like to stop moving. I would like to establish somewhere to call home, for a long time. It's what we're looking for here. Our requirements for home here are lengthy and quite frankly, impossible to fully meet, but the most important thing about the place is how does it feel. It's not really a rating that we have, but I think all the things we do rate are subject to that one piece, how does it feel.

I found a house that felt right. It had a large number of defects, but deep down, it felt right. The roof was bad, the foundation looked like it might have had problems, the wiring was ancient, the plumbing was suspect, the bathroom was almost non-existent and resale looked like it could be a problem. But for all these things, it felt right. My wife, being more practical, had concerns about the property. Our real estate agent, who appears to be more practical than either of us also seems to have had concerns.

The propery was put on the Market in September of 2005, when the owner moved to Sidney, Australia. His initial asking price was $280,000, which was grossly over priced. The house sat empty the rest of 2005, all of 2006 and until very recently, all of 2007. He continue to reduce his price, until finally it was listed at $200,000 on July 1st, 2007.

I first noticed the property in the beginning of April, when it was listed higher than we could pay for it, especially with all of its issues. I was not willing to buy the house while ours was still on the market in the Twin Cities. It would have been financial suicide. A lot of things had to come together for us to get that property, and they all seemed unlikely. We would have to sell our house quickly, the price would have to come down and I'd have to come up with a plan on how to deal with all of the issues with the house. I was resigned that someone would buy the property before we could.

But suddenly, things started to happen. Our house did sell quickly, one month from listing to closing. The price did come down to $200,000. All that remained was to look coldly and calmly at the problems with the house, how to fix them and the cost. I went through that process. I read articles and books on taking care of old houses, refurbishing old houses, removing lead, dealing with asbestos, costs of rewiring, how to repoint brick work, tax advantages of historic properties, and so on and so on. It started to feel manageable.

I visited the house several times on my own to walk around the grounds and look at the exterior of the house. I visited the house three times with our agent, including once to do a black light test to look for pet urine damage on the hardwood floors (there was none). We asked if we could pay to have our inspector look at the house before putting in an offer. We wanted to be sure we put in a fair offer and we wanted to make sure we weren't getting in over our heads. The owner never answered our request for an inspection. After another week and a half, and the urine test, we decided to put in a lowball offer anyway.

Up to this point it felt like we might really get the house. It seemed like fate was gently guiding us to this house, that it was meant to be. But then things took a twist. There was already an offer on the house, contigent on the sale of the purchasers' own house. We upped our offer by $5000 (at the buyer's "suggestion") and set a closing date one month out (August 20th). That gave the purchasers 24 hours to either come up with the money and a closing date or forfeit the property.

It's Monday morning and I'm sitting at work, paralyzed with anxiety. I'm waiting for the call from our real estate agent, hopeful that we got the property, but every hour that goes by I grow more and more doubtful. I was hoping that by the time I finished writing this, I'd have an ending, but no luck. And so, I wait...

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

GP - 'elp! 'elp! I've lost me hayches!

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Last week, Mrs. Kluges [aka Ms. Huis Herself] and I were out for the evening after having lined up our favorite [aka only] babysitter. It was a lovely evening out with dinner and some Christmas shopping. Upon returning, we sat and chatted with our baby sitter, which is not an uncommon occurrence. She's 19 or 20 and a second year college student so we do have a few things in common, certainly more than we would if she were your typical 14-year old.

Anyway, as we were sitting there chatting, she suddenly looked at me and said "You've picked up an Irish accent." I can't say that I was surprised, but still it got me thinking about how my speech has changed in the last year and a half. I know that my American "accent" softens considerably around other Irish so I actually listened carefully to myself at work.

I now spend a lot of time "tinkin about tings" (like the number "tirty tree"). If I see someone doing something stupid, I might say "Jaysus, what an eejit" and that "Maybe a good baitin' might knock some sense into 'em." And naturally when somebody does something wrong and I want to let them know it's OK, it's a quick "Nay bother t'all" or more likely "Ah sure, yer grand." [Note from MHH: Pumpkin will also say, "You're grand" on occasion.]

For those of you back home, be sure to talk to us as soon as we get back, because I'm sure the tiny brogue we've picked up will evaporate in weeks before the flat, clear Midwestern dialect.

Slainte.

Monday, December 11, 2006

GP - Top 10 Things the Lads Like To Do (or How to Become a Hooligan)

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Top 10 Things the Lads Like To Do

(or How to Become a Hooligan)
by Mr. Kluges


As some of you know, Ms Huis is occasionally kind enough to let me do a guest post on her site. This means that I get to ponder all kinds of fun and amusing things to write about; most of which never make it out of my head to see the light of day.

The other day all of us were wandering around the grocery store picking up our weekly supplies of soda bread, bacon, cabbage and Guinness and I was in charge of keeping Pumpkin entertained while Ms. Huis ran about grabbing aforementioned items.

I started thinking about how pushing the stupid shopping cart was a great allegory to moving overseas and how that would make a great post. Well, one thought led to another and next thing I knew, I was coming up with "The top 10 things the lads like to do on a Friday night."

How did get from point A to point Q? Read the list below and you should be able to puzzle it out.


As an introduction, when I talk about "the lads", I'm talking about boys aged 15 to early 20's. Most of these men start out as garden variety young drinkers and after several years of hard study and practice, they graduate to outright hooligans.


So with no further ado...

10. Get pissed - because we all know that getting drunk is a good precursor to doing stupid things.

9. Turn signs the wrong way - I can't tell you the number of times we've come to a pole in the middle of a three, four or five way intersection with all of the signs pointing the wrong way. Great for getting the "foreigners" lost.

8. Piss on the Blarney Stone - Now you know why the Blarney Stone tasted funny if you were the first one to kiss it in the morning. (Note from Ms. Huis Herself - I do believe (and hope) he's kidding on this one... and I've kissed it myself without any known ill effects!)

7. Throw traffic Cones into ANY body of water over one foot deep. We've seen orange traffic cones in rivers, lakes and even fountains. Since the River Lee in Cork is tidal, it's good fun to count the traffic cones once the tide has gone down. One point for each cone found.

6. Throw shopping carts into ANY body of water over one foot deep. See above. This is even more fun than traffic cones. They're larger and they have wheels! Anything with wheels is a prime target of the lads. Again, one point for each shopping cart spotted.

5. Steal signs - As tourists get closer and closer the lair of the lads, it becomes necessary to steal the signs rather than just turn them the wrong way. With no signs at all, the foreigners have no idea where they are headed.

4. Get langers - At some point, it's not enough to be pissed. You have to really be drunk to proceed onwards.

3. Steal cars - Make sure the car is always locked and in front of the house, otherwise it'll be a learning aid for the local hooligan-to-be.

2. Joyride in stolen car - Once said car is stolen, what better fun than to race through the countryside (langers), until finally the car runs out of petrol.

1. Light stolen car on fire - and for the pièce de résistance, trash said stolen car.

And that's one way your typical Irish lad can move his way up to the top of the hooligan ladder. From there it's just a short journey to being a criminal.


(Note from Ms. Huis Herself - Hope you all enjoyed that semi-tongue-in-cheek account of Irish "lad-ism" from Mr. Kluges. If you've ever been here, I know you've seen the shopping carts in the water!)

Thursday, November 23, 2006

GP - Mr. Kluges's Thoughts on Thanksgiving

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It's Thanksgiving, so be thankful. Be thankful that you have Thanksgiving. Why? Well, if it weren't for Thanksgiving, Christmas would start November 1st, the day after Halloween.


There's no Thanksgiving in Ireland. We've already had Christmas decorations, Christmas sales and Christmas cheer for 3 weeks. Ho, ho,ho. And only 4 more weeks to go.


Two months of Christmas every year. That's 16% of your life. Spent celebrating Christmas.


So be thankful for Thanksgiving. You get a whole extra month of your life to focus on something else.

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Happy Thanksgiving to you all! Hope you have a wonderful, tasty day filled with friends, family, and blessings! - Ms. Huis Herself

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

GP - What difference does 5 degrees make?

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And Mr. Kluges graces us with another guest post....


It's a simple question that I find myself pondering as the days grow shorter and we get closer to winter. Last year's winter seems a bit like a dream where everything was dark and fuzzy. Sometime during last winter, I became a bit obsessed with sunrise and sunset and the length of the day.

I knew that we were moving further north, but I never bothered to check to see how much further north. It can't be that much further right? Well it turns out we are 5 degrees further north. To put that into perspective for those of you back home, we are as far north as Winnipeg, Canada, and further north than any point in the contiguous 48.

I came across this handy website (http://www.sunrisesunset.com/) which will tell you all kinds of nifty facts about the sun and moon. For instance, did you know there was such a thing as nautical twilight? Anyway, compared to back home on December 21st, during the darkest day of the year, if you exclude twilight, I miss out on a whole hour of daylight. Now maybe you think it's a lot, maybe you don't, but I definitely notice it. And I miss it.

I remember when we moved here in May and our next door neighbor was sitting outside, leaning against her house just enjoying the sun. It wasn't a particularly warm day (maybe high 50's or low 60's) but there she was, basking. It struck me as odd, but I totally understand now that after a long dark winter, you can crave the sun with an intensity equal to chocolate.

So, all you folks out there in sunny USA, if you can figure out a way to bottle up some sunshine and send it over, I'd be grateful. I'll need to store it up for the upcoming months.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Mr. Kluges' Inaugural Guest Post

Ms. Huis Herself has suggested on several occasions that I start my own blog to spew out "ye olde wisdome" to the world. Knowing myself, I told her that I wouldn't do it for several reasons.

1) I wouldn't write regularly enough.
2) It's just a little bit too "bandwagony" for my tastes.
3) She was doing a perfectly good job anyway.

So then she suggested that I do a "guest" post on her blog. So, this is my first (and maybe last?) post on her site.


What do I write about for my inaugural blog entry? So many things come to mind, but our six year anniversary shall be the topic de jour. It was just six years and oh my what a lot has happened in those six years. It's been a whirlwhind.
  • We moved four times.
  • We bought a house.
  • We had four job changes.
  • We moved to Ireland.
  • We had Pumpkin (the child, not the vegetable).
  • We raised and ate pumpkin (the vegetable, not the child).
  • We built a massive stone BBQ.
  • We built retaining walls and stairs.
  • We made maple syrup, mead and beer.
  • We gave up, got back and gave up our cat.
  • We gained some friends (and lost some too).
  • We gained some family and lost some too (quite unexpectedly).
  • We had a Japanese Exchange Teacher live with us.
  • We took six months off and traveled around Ireland, Italy, Belgium, France and Germany.
  • We spent two weeks in Cancun.
And that's all I can think of for now. I'm sure Ms. Huis Herself can add her two cents worth.

Anyway, it's been great. Happy Anniversary!