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Before I had kids, I never thought I'd get excited about having time to mop the kitchen floor.
Also, you should never ask a woman her weight a mere two months after she's given birth... I don't care if you are the blessed DMV!
(Yes, I lied. Oh, how I lied!) (Or, think of it this way - I set myself a weight-loss goal!)